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Pilot
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Big Flappy Bastards
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Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
4
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The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
4
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Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
3.5
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If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
4
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Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
4.5
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Phase One, Complete
4
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Merry Thanksgiving
4
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Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
4
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Camel Filters + Pheromones
4.5
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Sara Like Puny Alan
4
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I Can't Afford Hyenas
3.5
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Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
4
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That Was Saliva, Alan
4
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Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
4
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An Old Flame With a New Wick
4.5
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I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
4.5
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Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
4.5
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Just Like Buffalo
5
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On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer!
5
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No Sniffing, No Wowing
0
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My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
0
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Can You Feel My Finger?
0
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Back Off Mary Poppins
0
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Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
0
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A Bag Full of Jawea
0
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Go Get Mommy's Bra
0
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Bad News from the Clinic
0
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The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
0
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A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
0
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Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
0
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Yes, Monsignor
0
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The Salmon Under My Sweater
0
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Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
0
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A Lungful of Alan
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Get Off My Hair
0
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Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
0
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Smell the Umbrella Stand
0
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Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
0
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Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
0
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It Was Mame, Mom
0
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A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
0
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I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
0
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A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
0
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That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
0
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Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
0
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Does This Smell Funny to You?
0
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Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
0
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Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
0
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Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
0
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Your Dismissive Attidude Towards Boobs
0
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We Called It Mr. Pinky
0
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Hi, Mr. Horned One
0
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Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
0
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That Voodoo That I Do Do
0
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Madame and Her Special friend
0
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Something Salted and Twisted
0
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Santa's Village of the Damned
0
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That Special Tug
0
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Humiliation is a Visual Medium
0
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Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
0
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My Tongue is Meat
0
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Ergo, The Booty Call
0
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The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
0
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The Spit-Covered Cobbler
0
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Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
0
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Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
0
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And the Plot Moistens
0
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Just Once With Aunt Sophie
0
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Arguments for the Quickie
0
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That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
0
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Working for Caligula
0
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Who's Vod Kanockers?
0
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The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
0
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A Pot Smoking Monkey
0
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A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
0
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Apologies for the Frivolity
0
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Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
0
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Release the Dogs
0
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Corey's Been Dead For an Hour
0
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Kissing Abraham Lincoln
0
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Walnuts and Demerol
0
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Castrating Sheep in Montana
0
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Don't Worry, Speed Racer
0
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That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
0
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My Damn Stalker
0
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Young People Have Phlegm Too
0
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I Merely Slept With a Commie
0
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It Never Rains in Hooterville
0
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Smooth as a Ken Doll
0
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Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
0
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Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
0
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Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
0
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Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
0
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Prostitutes and Gelato
0
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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
0
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Media Room Slash Dungeon
0
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Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
0
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City of Great Racks
0
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Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
0
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Help Daddy Find His Toenail
0
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The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
0
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Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
0
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Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids.
0
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Kinda Like Necrophilia
0
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Meander to Your Dander
0
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A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
0
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The Soil is Moist
0
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Winky-Dink Time
0
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Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)
0
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Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
0
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Fish in a Drawer
0
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If My Hole Could Talk
0
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Waiting for the Right Snapper
0
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Taterhead is Our Love Child
0
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Pie Hole, Herb
0
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Damn You, Eggs Benedict
0
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The Flavin' and the Mavin'
0
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A Jock Strap in Hell
0
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It's Always Nazi Week (1)
0
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Best H.O. Money Can Buy
0
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Pinocchio's Mouth
0
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The Mooch At The Boo
0
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He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
0
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The Devil's Lube
0
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Thank God for Scoliosis
0
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I Think You Offended Don
0
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David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
0
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I'd Like to Start With the Cat
0
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She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
0
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The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?
0
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My Son's Enormous Head
0
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The Two Finger Rule
0
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Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
0
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Above Exalted Cyclops
0
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Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
0
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Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
0
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Baseball with Better Steroids
0
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818-jklpuzo
0
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Whipped Unto the Third Generation
0
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Mmm, Fish. Yum.
0
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Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
0
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For the Sake of the Child
0
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Give Me Your Thumb
0
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Untainted by Filth
0
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Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
0
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Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
0
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That's Why They Call It Ball Room
0
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Warning, It's Dirty
0
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Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
0
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Yay, No Polyps!
0
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Crude and Uncalled For (1)
0
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Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
0
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Tinkle Like a Princess
0
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I Found Your Moustache
0
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Ixnay on the Oggie Day
0
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Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
0
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I Called Him Magoo
0
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Gumby with a Pokey
0
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This is Not Gonna End Well
0
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Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
0
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A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
0
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A Pudding-Filled Cactus
0
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Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
0
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The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
0
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Twanging Your Magic Clanger
0
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The Crazy Bitch Gazette
0
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Springtime on a Stick
0
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A Good Time In Central Africa
0
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Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
0
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Dead From the Waist Down
0
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Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
0
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Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
0
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Lookin' for Japanese Subs
0
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Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
0
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That Darn Priest
0
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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
0
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People Who Love Peepholes
0
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Big Girls Don't Throw Food
0
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Nine Magic Fingers
0
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A Giant Cat Holding Churro
0
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The Squat and The Hover
0
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Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
0
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Thank You For The Intercourse
0
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Frodo's Headshots
0
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Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
0
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A Lovely Landing Strip
0
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One False Move, Zimbabwe!
0
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Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
0
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A Possum on Chemo
0
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The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
0
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Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
0
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Not In My Mouth
0
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The War Against Gingivitis
0
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Palmdale, Ech
0
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Grandma's Pie
0
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Mr. Hose Says Yes
0
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Why We Gave Up Women
0
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The Straw In My Donut Hole
0
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Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
0
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I Changed My Mind About the Milk
0
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A Big Bag of Dog
0
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Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
0
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You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For
0
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That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam
0
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Ferrets, Attack!
0
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Avoid the Chinese Mustard
0
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Something My Gynecologist Said
0
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I Scream When I Pee
0
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One Nut Johnson
0
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Give Santa a Tail-Hole
0
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Welcome to Alancrest
0
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Grab A Feather And Get In Line
0
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Run Steven Staven! Run!
0
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Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
0
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Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
0
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Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
0
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The 9:04 From Pemberton
0
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Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
0
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Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
0
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Another Night With Neil Diamond
0
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My Bodacious Vidalia
0
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Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
0
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Nangnangnangnang
0
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I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
0
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This Unblessed Biscuit
0
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Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
0
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Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
0
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Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
0
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Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
0
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Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
0
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Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
0
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Tazed In The Lady Nuts
0
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Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
0
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Bite Me, Supreme Court
0
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Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
0
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Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
0
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How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
0
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Welcome Home, Jake
0
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West Side Story
0
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Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick
0
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Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
0
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Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
0
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Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
0
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The Ol' Mexican Spinach
0
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A Chic Bar in Ibiza
0
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Glamping in a Yurt
0
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Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
0
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Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
0
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Alan Shot a Little Girl
0
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Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
0
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Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
0
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Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
0
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Here I Come, Pants!
0
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For Whom the Booty Calls
0
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A Beer Battered Rip-Off
0
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Boompa Loved His Hookers
0
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Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
0
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Of Course He's Dead (1)
0
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Of Course He's Dead (2)
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