Suppose you're bored one morning so you decide to time travel back to 1996. When you get there, you happen to run into Beck, Ween, and The Magnetic Fields. So you roofie them all (cuz you're gangsta like that). Then you drag them home and throw them into a blender (cuz you're Dahmer like that). Then you pack the resulting cocktail into the freezer, and promptly forget about it. Fast forward back to the present and you suddenly remember, "Oh snap! I forgot about my Late 90's Hipster smoothie. That would taste pretty good right about now". So you open up your freezer, dig out the ice-crusted concoction and set it out to thaw, hoping that it will still be good after all these years.
Yeah, it's still good.
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