Bowser Junior, Joseph and Cody are watching ''Most Dangerous Wipe Outs!'', an Epic Fails styled TV show where the best bike accidents are shown. The three are in awe by this and think it's cool. Junior asks his friends, 'You know what I'm thinking?' and Cody answers with ''Buttsex''. Junior says that wasn't it and says he's thinking about making a video doing a stunt, sending it in, and appearing on TV. The others agree and love the idea. Joseph asks what they're going to film and Junior suggest they cut their own tonsils out with scissors. Joseph agrees with the idea, but Cody disagrees. Cody then explains why it wouldn't work and Junior thinks of another idea. Junior then suggest that they should beat each other with a hammer. Once again, Joseph agrees but Cody disagrees and explains why it just wouldn't work. Then Junior suggests that Joseph can ride a bike down the roof. This time, both Joseph and Cody agree.
Joseph asks if it is safe, and if he would get hurt. Junior assures him it is, and with no hesitation, Joseph rides down the roof and falls. Junior and Cody go up to their camera to see the video, only to be interrupted by Joseph's groans of pain. Cody suggests helping him, but Junior assures that Joseph was fine. After some convincing, Junior finally agrees to get some help. ][Brooklyn T. Guy]] then arrives and states that Joseph has broken all bones in his body, and since he doesn't have medical insurance, he will most likely die. Junior then asks how much Joseph’s medical bills are, and Brooklyn T. Guy responds $50,000. Cody then tells Junior that they have to raise $50,000 because it was their fault that Joseph was hurt. Junior tells Brooklyn T. Guy that he will try to raise $50,000. He allows them to and warns them that they only have 24 hours to raise it.
Junior asks Chef Pee Pee if he could borrow $50,000 and he refuses, as he doesn't have it. He then asks the two why he needed the money. Junior tells him that he needs money to raise for Joseph's medical bills after he broke his bones. Chef Pee Pee responds that he's perfectly fine without medical insurance. Junior then suggests washing cars, but Chef Pee Pee claims that no one washes cars anymore. Cody then suggests making a bake sale and selling cookies. Junior agrees and says they can sell a single cookie for $50,000. Cody says that wouldn't work so Junior suggests lying by saying that the cookies make you live forever. Chef Pee Pee is skeptical about this but later agrees when Junior offers him half, much to Cody’s dismay, as Junior had unknowingly increased their total debt to $75,000. (as Junior had promised to give Chef Pee Pee half of the raised $50,000, which is $25,000 by itself).
They start to bake the first batch. After the first batch is finished. Junior and Cody argue about taste testing cookies. Chef Pee Pee starts to now make the second batch of cookies. However, Junior wants to put it in, so he and Chef Pee Pee fight over it, causing Chef Pee Pee to fall into the oven. Brooklyn T. Guy then tells Junior and Cody that Chef Pee Pee has 3rd degree burns over his body and since he doesn't have medical insurance, the price will be another $50,000. Cody berates Junior for increasing their total debt yet again, as they now owe $125,000 in total. Junior offers to sell the cookies while Cody bakes more. Cody agrees and Junior goes to Black Yoshi. Junior then starts lying about the cookies saying they “will make you immortal” or “the cops will stop bothering you”. Black Yoshi agrees, but on the condition that he will pay next week when his welfare check comes in. Due to Junior’s stupidity, he agrees.
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