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Chuck Lorre
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Pilot
4
creator
Big Flappy Bastards
3.5
creator
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
4
creator
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
4
creator
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
4
creator
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
3.5
creator
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
4
creator
Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
4.5
creator
Phase One, Complete
4
creator
Merry Thanksgiving
4
creator
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
4
creator
Camel Filters + Pheromones
4.5
creator
Sara Like Puny Alan
4
creator
I Can't Afford Hyenas
3.5
creator
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
4
creator
That Was Saliva, Alan
4
creator
Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
4
creator
An Old Flame With a New Wick
4.5
creator
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
4.5
creator
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
4.5
creator
Just Like Buffalo
5
creator
On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer!
5
creator
Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne
5
creator
Pilot
0
creator
The Big Bran Hypothesis
0
creator
The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
0
creator
The Luminous Fish Effect
0
creator
The Hamburger Postulate
0
creator
The Middle-Earth Paradigm
0
creator
The Dumpling Paradox
0
creator
The Grasshopper Experiment
0
creator
The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
0
creator
The Loobenfeld Decay
0
creator
The Pancake Batter Anomaly
0
creator
The Jerusalem Duality
0
creator
The Bat Jar Conjecture
0
creator
The Nerdvana Annihilation
0
creator
The Pork Chop Indeterminacy
0
creator
The Peanut Reaction
0
creator
The Tangerine Factor
0
creator
The Bad Fish Paradigm
0
creator
The Codpiece Topology
0
creator
The Barbarian Sublimation
0
creator
The Griffin Equivalency
0
creator
The Euclid Alternative
0
creator
The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem
0
creator
The Panty Piñata Polarization
0
creator
The Lizard-Spock Expansion
0
creator
The White Asparagus Triangulation
0
creator
The Vartabedian Conundrum
0
creator
The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
0
creator
The Killer Robot Instability
0
creator
The Friendship Algorithm
0
creator
The Financial Permeability
0
creator
The Maternal Capacitance
0
creator
The Cushion Saturation
0
creator
The Terminator Decoupling
0
creator
The Work Song Nanocluster
0
creator
The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
0
creator
The Hofstadter Isotope
0
creator
The Vegas Renormalization
0
creator
The Classified Materials Turbulence
0
creator
The Monopolar Expedition
0
creator
The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
0
creator
The Jiminy Conjecture
0
creator
The Gothowitz Deviation
0
creator
The Pirate Solution
0
creator
The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
0
creator
The Cornhusker Vortex
0
creator
The Guitarist Amplification
0
creator
The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
0
creator
The Vengeance Formulation
0
creator
The Gorilla Experiment
0
creator
The Maternal Congruence
0
creator
The Psychic Vortex
0
creator
The Bozeman Reaction
0
creator
The Einstein Approximation
0
creator
The Large Hadron Collision
0
creator
The Excelsior Acquisition
0
creator
The Precious Fragmentation
0
creator
The Pants Alternative
0
creator
The Wheaton Recurrence
0
creator
The Spaghetti Catalyst
0
creator
The Plimpton Stimulation
0
creator
The Staircase Implementation
0
creator
The Lunar Excitation
0
creator
The Robotic Manipulation
0
creator
The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
0
creator
The Zazzy Substitution
0
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The Hot Troll Deviation
0
creator
The Desperation Emanation
0
creator
The Irish Pub Formulation
0
creator
The Apology Insufficiency
0
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The 21-second Excitation
0
creator
The Boyfriend Complexity
0
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The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
0
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The Justice League Recombination
0
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The Bus Pants Utilization
0
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The Love Car Displacement
0
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The Thespian Catalyst
0
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The Benefactor Factor
0
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The Cohabitation Formulation
0
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The Toast Derivation
0
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The Prestidigitation Approximation
0
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The Zarnecki Incursion
0
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The Herb Garden Germination
0
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The Agreement Dissection
0
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The Wildebeest Implementation
0
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The Engagement Reaction
0
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The Roommate Transmogrification
0
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The Skank Reflex Analysis
0
creator
The Infestation Hypothesis
0
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The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
0
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The Wiggly Finger Catalyst
0
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The Russian Rocket Reaction
0
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The Rhinitis Revelation
0
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The Good Guy Fluctuation
0
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The Isolation Permutation
0
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The Ornithophobia Diffusion
0
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The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
0
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The Speckerman Recurrence
0
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The Shiny Trinket Maneuver
0
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The Recombination Hypothesis
0
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The Beta Test Initiation
0
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The Friendship Contraction
0
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The Vacation Solution
0
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The Rothman Disintegration
0
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The Werewolf Transformation
0
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The Weekend Vortex
0
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The Transporter Malfunction
0
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The Hawking Excitation
0
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The Stag Convergence
0
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The Launch Acceleration
0
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The Countdown Reflection
0
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The Date Night Variable
0
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The Decoupling Fluctuation
0
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The Higgs Boson Observation
0
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The Re-Entry Minimization
0
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The Holographic Excitation
0
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The Extract Obliteration
0
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The Habitation Configuration
0
creator
The 43 Peculiarity
0
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The Parking Spot Escalation
0
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The Fish Guts Displacement
0
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The Santa Simulation
0
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The Egg Salad Equivalency
0
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The Bakersfield Expedition
0
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The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
0
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The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
0
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The Tangible Affection Proof
0
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The Monster Isolation
0
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The Contractual Obligation Implementation
0
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The Closet Reconfiguration
0
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The Tenure Turbulence
0
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The Closure Alternative
0
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The Proton Resurgence
0
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The Love Spell Potential
0
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The Bon Voyage Reaction
0
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The Hofstadter Insufficiency
0
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The Deception Verification
0
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The Scavenger Vortex
0
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The Raiders Minimization
0
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The Workplace Proximity
0
creator
The Romance Resonance
0
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The Proton Displacement
0
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The Itchy Brain Simulation
0
creator
The Thanksgiving Decoupling
0
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The Discovery Dissipation
0
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The Cooper Extraction
0
creator
The Hesitation Ramification
0
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The Occupation Recalibration
0
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The Convention Conundrum
0
creator
The Locomotive Manipulation
0
creator
The Table Polarization
0
creator
The Friendship Turbulence
0
creator
The Mommy Observation
0
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The Indecision Amalgamation
0
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The Relationship Diremption
0
creator
The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
0
creator
The Proton Transmogrification
0
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The Gorilla Dissolution
0
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The Status Quo Combustion
0
creator
The Locomotion Interruption
0
creator
The Junior Professor Solution
0
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The First Pitch Insufficiency
0
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The Hook-Up Reverberation
0
creator
The Focus Attenuation
0
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The Expedition Approximation
0
creator
The Misinterpretation Agitation
0
creator
The Prom Equivalency
0
creator
The Septum Deviation
0
creator
The Champagne Reflection
0
creator
The Clean Room Infiltration
0
creator
The Space Probe Disintegration
0
creator
The Anxiety Optimization
0
creator
The Troll Manifestation
0
creator
The Comic Book Store Regeneration
0
creator
The Intimacy Acceleration
0
creator
The Colonization Application
0
creator
The Leftover Thermalization
0
creator
The Skywalker Incursion
0
creator
The Fortification Implementation
0
creator
The Communication Deterioration
0
creator
The Graduation Transmission
0
creator
The Maternal Combustion
0
creator
The Commitment Determination
0
creator
The Matrimonial Momentum
0
creator
The Separation Oscillation
0
creator
The Bachelor Party Corrosion
0
creator
The 2003 Approximation
0
creator
The Perspiration Implementation
0
creator
The Helium Insufficiency
0
creator
The Spock Resonance
0
creator
The Mystery Date Observation
0
creator
The Platonic Permutation
0
creator
The Earworm Reverberation
0
creator
The Opening Night Excitation
0
creator
The Sales Call Sublimation
0
creator
The Empathy Optimization
0
creator
The Meemaw Materialization
0
creator
The Valentino Submergence
0
creator
The Positive Negative Reaction
0
creator
The Celebration Experimentation
0
creator
The Application Deterioration
0
creator
The Solder Excursion Diversion
0
creator
The Big Bear Precipitation
0
creator
The Viewing Party Combustion
0
creator
The Fermentation Bifurcation
0
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The Line Substitution Solution
0
creator
The Convergence Convergence
0
creator
The Conjugal Conjecture
0
creator
The Military Miniaturization
0
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The Dependence Transcendence
0
creator
The Cohabitation Experimentation
0
creator
The Hot Tub Contamination
0
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The Fetal Kick Catalyst
0
creator
The Veracity Elasticity
0
creator
The Brain Bowl Incubation
0
creator
The Geology Elevation
0
creator
The Property Division Collision
0
creator
The Birthday Synchronicity
0
creator
The Holiday Summation
0
creator
The Romance Recalibration
0
creator
The Emotion Detection Automation
0
creator
The Locomotion Reverberation
0
creator
The Allowance Evaporation
0
creator
The Comic-Con Conundrum
0
creator
The Escape Hatch Identification
0
creator
The Collaboration Fluctuation
0
creator
The Recollection Dissipation
0
creator
The Separation Agitation
0
creator
The Cognition Regeneration
0
creator
The Gyroscopic Collapse
0
creator
The Long Distance Dissonance
0
creator
The Proposal Proposal
0
creator
The Retraction Reaction
0
creator
The Relaxation Integration
0
creator
The Explosion Implosion
0
creator
The Collaboration Contamination
0
creator
The Proton Regeneration
0
creator
The Geology Methodology
0
creator
The Tesla Recoil
0
creator
The Bitcoin Entanglement
0
creator
The Confidence Erosion
0
creator
The Celebration Reverberation
0
creator
The Matrimonial Metric
0
creator
The Solo Oscillation
0
creator
The Separation Triangulation
0
creator
The Novelization Correlation
0
creator
The Neonatal Nomenclature
0
creator
The Athenaeum Allocation
0
creator
The Gates Excitation
0
creator
The Tenant Disassociation
0
creator
The Reclusive Potential
0
creator
The Comet Polarization
0
creator
The Monetary Insufficiency
0
creator
The Sibling Realignment
0
creator
The Bow Tie Asymmetry
0
creator
The Conjugal Configuration
0
creator
The Wedding Gift Wormhole
0
creator
The Procreation Calculation
0
creator
The Tam Turbulence
0
creator
The Planetarium Collision
0
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The Imitation Perturbation
0
creator
The Grant Allocation Derivation
0
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The Consummation Deviation
0
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The Citation Negation
0
creator
The VCR Illumination
0
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The Paintball Scattering
0
creator
The Propagation Proposition
0
creator
The Confirmation Polarization
0
creator
The Meteorite Manifestation
0
creator
The Donation Oscillation
0
creator
Pilot
0
creator
Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
0
creator
Poker, Faith, and Eggs
0
creator
A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage
0
creator
A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom
0
creator
A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac®
0
creator
A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run
0
creator
Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
0
creator
Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia
0
creator
An Eagle Feather, A String Bean, And An Eskimo
0
creator
Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers
0
creator
A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
0
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A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek
0
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Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey
0
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Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman
0
creator
Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine
0
creator
Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo
0
creator
A Mother, A Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
0
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Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple
0
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A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
0
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Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza
0
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Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and A Dinette Set
0
creator
A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
0
creator
A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron
0
creator
A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
0
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A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce
0
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A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
0
creator
Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
0
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Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
0
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An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius
0
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Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
0
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A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
0
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A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf
0
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A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
0
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A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovely
0
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David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back
0
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A Math Emergency and Perky Palms
0
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Episode 16
0
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No Sniffing, No Wowing
0
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My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
0
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Can You Feel My Finger?
0
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Back Off Mary Poppins
0
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Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
0
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A Bag Full of Jawea
0
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Go Get Mommy's Bra
0
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Bad News from the Clinic
0
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The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
0
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A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
0
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Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
0
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Yes, Monsignor
0
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The Salmon Under My Sweater
0
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Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
0
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A Lungful of Alan
0
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Get Off My Hair
0
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Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
0
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Smell the Umbrella Stand
0
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Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
0
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Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
0
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It Was Mame, Mom
0
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A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
0
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I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
0
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A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
0
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That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
0
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Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
0
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Does This Smell Funny to You?
0
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Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
0
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Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
0
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Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
0
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Your Dismissive Attidude Towards Boobs
0
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We Called It Mr. Pinky
0
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Hi, Mr. Horned One
0
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Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
0
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That Voodoo That I Do Do
0
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Madame and Her Special friend
0
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Something Salted and Twisted
0
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Santa's Village of the Damned
0
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That Special Tug
0
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Humiliation is a Visual Medium
0
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Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
0
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My Tongue is Meat
0
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Ergo, The Booty Call
0
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The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
0
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The Spit-Covered Cobbler
0
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Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
0
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Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
0
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And the Plot Moistens
0
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Just Once With Aunt Sophie
0
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Arguments for the Quickie
0
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That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
0
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Working for Caligula
0
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Who's Vod Kanockers?
0
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The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
0
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A Pot Smoking Monkey
0
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A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
0
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Apologies for the Frivolity
0
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Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
0
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Release the Dogs
0
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Corey's Been Dead For an Hour
0
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Kissing Abraham Lincoln
0
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Walnuts and Demerol
0
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Castrating Sheep in Montana
0
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Don't Worry, Speed Racer
0
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That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
0
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My Damn Stalker
0
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Young People Have Phlegm Too
0
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I Merely Slept With a Commie
0
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It Never Rains in Hooterville
0
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Smooth as a Ken Doll
0
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Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
0
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Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
0
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Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
0
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Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
0
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Prostitutes and Gelato
0
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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
0
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Media Room Slash Dungeon
0
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Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
0
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City of Great Racks
0
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Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
0
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Help Daddy Find His Toenail
0
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The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
0
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Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
0
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Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids.
0
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Kinda Like Necrophilia
0
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Meander to Your Dander
0
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A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
0
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The Soil is Moist
0
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Winky-Dink Time
0
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Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)
0
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Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
0
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Fish in a Drawer
0
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If My Hole Could Talk
0
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Waiting for the Right Snapper
0
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Taterhead is Our Love Child
0
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Pie Hole, Herb
0
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Damn You, Eggs Benedict
0
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The Flavin' and the Mavin'
0
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A Jock Strap in Hell
0
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It's Always Nazi Week (1)
0
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Best H.O. Money Can Buy
0
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Pinocchio's Mouth
0
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The Mooch At The Boo
0
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He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
0
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The Devil's Lube
0
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Thank God for Scoliosis
0
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I Think You Offended Don
0
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David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
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I'd Like to Start With the Cat
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She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
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The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?
0
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My Son's Enormous Head
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The Two Finger Rule
0
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Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
0
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Above Exalted Cyclops
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Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
0
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Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
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Baseball with Better Steroids
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818-jklpuzo
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Whipped Unto the Third Generation
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Mmm, Fish. Yum.
0
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Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
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For the Sake of the Child
0
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Give Me Your Thumb
0
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Untainted by Filth
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Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
0
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Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
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That's Why They Call It Ball Room
0
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Warning, It's Dirty
0
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Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
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Yay, No Polyps!
0
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Crude and Uncalled For (1)
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Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
0
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Tinkle Like a Princess
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I Found Your Moustache
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Ixnay on the Oggie Day
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Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
0
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I Called Him Magoo
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Gumby with a Pokey
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This is Not Gonna End Well
0
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Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
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A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
0
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A Pudding-Filled Cactus
0
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Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
0
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The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
0
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Twanging Your Magic Clanger
0
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The Crazy Bitch Gazette
0
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Springtime on a Stick
0
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A Good Time In Central Africa
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Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
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Dead From the Waist Down
0
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Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
0
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Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
0
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Lookin' for Japanese Subs
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Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
0
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That Darn Priest
0
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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
0
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People Who Love Peepholes
0
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Big Girls Don't Throw Food
0
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