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Lee Aronsohn
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Alibris
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Pilot
4
creator
Big Flappy Bastards
3.5
creator
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
4
creator
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
4
creator
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
4
creator
Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
3.5
creator
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
4
creator
Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
4.5
creator
Phase One, Complete
4
creator
Merry Thanksgiving
4
creator
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
4
creator
Camel Filters + Pheromones
4.5
creator
Sara Like Puny Alan
4
creator
I Can't Afford Hyenas
3.5
creator
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
4
creator
That Was Saliva, Alan
4
creator
Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
4
creator
An Old Flame With a New Wick
4.5
creator
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
4.5
creator
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
4.5
creator
Just Like Buffalo
5
creator
On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer!
5
creator
No Sniffing, No Wowing
0
creator
My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
0
creator
Can You Feel My Finger?
0
creator
Back Off Mary Poppins
0
creator
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
0
creator
A Bag Full of Jawea
0
creator
Go Get Mommy's Bra
0
creator
Bad News from the Clinic
0
creator
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
0
creator
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
0
creator
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
0
creator
Yes, Monsignor
0
creator
The Salmon Under My Sweater
0
creator
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
0
creator
A Lungful of Alan
0
creator
Get Off My Hair
0
creator
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
0
creator
Smell the Umbrella Stand
0
creator
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
0
creator
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
0
creator
It Was Mame, Mom
0
creator
A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
0
creator
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
0
creator
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
0
creator
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
0
creator
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
0
creator
Does This Smell Funny to You?
0
creator
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
0
creator
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
0
creator
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
0
creator
Your Dismissive Attidude Towards Boobs
0
creator
We Called It Mr. Pinky
0
creator
Hi, Mr. Horned One
0
creator
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
0
creator
That Voodoo That I Do Do
0
creator
Madame and Her Special friend
0
creator
Something Salted and Twisted
0
creator
Santa's Village of the Damned
0
creator
That Special Tug
0
creator
Humiliation is a Visual Medium
0
creator
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
0
creator
My Tongue is Meat
0
creator
Ergo, The Booty Call
0
creator
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
0
creator
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
0
creator
Golly Moses, She's A Muffin
0
creator
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
0
creator
And the Plot Moistens
0
creator
Just Once With Aunt Sophie
0
creator
Arguments for the Quickie
0
creator
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
0
creator
Working for Caligula
0
creator
Who's Vod Kanockers?
0
creator
The Sea is a Harsh Mistress
0
creator
A Pot Smoking Monkey
0
creator
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
0
creator
Apologies for the Frivolity
0
creator
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
0
creator
Release the Dogs
0
creator
Corey's Been Dead For an Hour
0
creator
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
0
creator
Walnuts and Demerol
0
creator
Castrating Sheep in Montana
0
creator
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
0
creator
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
0
creator
My Damn Stalker
0
creator
Young People Have Phlegm Too
0
creator
I Merely Slept With a Commie
0
creator
It Never Rains in Hooterville
0
creator
Smooth as a Ken Doll
0
creator
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
0
creator
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
0
creator
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
0
creator
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
0
creator
Prostitutes and Gelato
0
creator
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
0
creator
Media Room Slash Dungeon
0
creator
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
0
creator
City of Great Racks
0
creator
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
0
creator
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
0
creator
The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
0
creator
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
0
creator
Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids.
0
creator
Kinda Like Necrophilia
0
creator
Meander to Your Dander
0
creator
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
0
creator
The Soil is Moist
0
creator
Winky-Dink Time
0
creator
Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)
0
creator
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
0
creator
Fish in a Drawer
0
creator
If My Hole Could Talk
0
creator
Waiting for the Right Snapper
0
creator
Taterhead is Our Love Child
0
creator
Pie Hole, Herb
0
creator
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
0
creator
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
0
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A Jock Strap in Hell
0
creator
It's Always Nazi Week (1)
0
creator
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
0
creator
Pinocchio's Mouth
0
creator
The Mooch At The Boo
0
creator
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
0
creator
The Devil's Lube
0
creator
Thank God for Scoliosis
0
creator
I Think You Offended Don
0
creator
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
0
creator
I'd Like to Start With the Cat
0
creator
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
0
creator
The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?
0
creator
My Son's Enormous Head
0
creator
The Two Finger Rule
0
creator
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
0
creator
Above Exalted Cyclops
0
creator
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
0
creator
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
0
creator
Baseball with Better Steroids
0
creator
818-jklpuzo
0
creator
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
0
creator
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
0
creator
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
0
creator
For the Sake of the Child
0
creator
Give Me Your Thumb
0
creator
Untainted by Filth
0
creator
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
0
creator
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
0
creator
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
0
creator
Warning, It's Dirty
0
creator
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
0
creator
Yay, No Polyps!
0
creator
Crude and Uncalled For (1)
0
creator
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
0
creator
Tinkle Like a Princess
0
creator
I Found Your Moustache
0
creator
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
0
creator
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
0
creator
I Called Him Magoo
0
creator
Gumby with a Pokey
0
creator
This is Not Gonna End Well
0
creator
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
0
creator
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
0
creator
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
0
creator
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
0
creator
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
0
creator
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
0
creator
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
0
creator
Springtime on a Stick
0
creator
A Good Time In Central Africa
0
creator
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
0
creator
Dead From the Waist Down
0
creator
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
0
creator
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
0
creator
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
0
creator
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
0
creator
That Darn Priest
0
creator
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
0
creator
People Who Love Peepholes
0
creator
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
0
creator
Nine Magic Fingers
0
creator
A Giant Cat Holding Churro
0
creator
The Squat and The Hover
0
creator
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
0
creator
Thank You For The Intercourse
0
creator
Frodo's Headshots
0
creator
Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
0
creator
A Lovely Landing Strip
0
creator
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
0
creator
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
0
creator
A Possum on Chemo
0
creator
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
0
creator
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
0
creator
Not In My Mouth
0
creator
The War Against Gingivitis
0
creator
Palmdale, Ech
0
creator
Grandma's Pie
0
creator
Mr. Hose Says Yes
0
creator
Why We Gave Up Women
0
creator
The Straw In My Donut Hole
0
creator
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
0
creator
I Changed My Mind About the Milk
0
creator
A Big Bag of Dog
0
creator
Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
0
creator
You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For
0
creator
That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam
0
creator
Ferrets, Attack!
0
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Avoid the Chinese Mustard
0
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Something My Gynecologist Said
0
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I Scream When I Pee
0
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One Nut Johnson
0
creator
Give Santa a Tail-Hole
0
creator
Welcome to Alancrest
0
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Grab A Feather And Get In Line
0
creator
Run Steven Staven! Run!
0
creator
Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
0
creator
Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
0
creator
Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
0
creator
The 9:04 From Pemberton
0
creator
Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
0
creator
Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
0
creator
Another Night With Neil Diamond
0
creator
My Bodacious Vidalia
0
creator
Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
0
creator
Nangnangnangnang
0
creator
I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
0
creator
This Unblessed Biscuit
0
creator
Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
0
creator
Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
0
creator
Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
0
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Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
0
creator
Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
0
creator
Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
0
creator
Tazed In The Lady Nuts
0
creator
Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
0
creator
Bite Me, Supreme Court
0
creator
Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
0
creator
Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
0
creator
How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
0
creator
Welcome Home, Jake
0
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West Side Story
0
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Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick
0
creator
Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
0
creator
Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
0
creator
Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
0
creator
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
0
creator
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
0
creator
Glamping in a Yurt
0
creator
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
0
creator
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
0
creator
Alan Shot a Little Girl
0
creator
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
0
creator
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
0
creator
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
0
creator
Here I Come, Pants!
0
creator
For Whom the Booty Calls
0
creator
A Beer Battered Rip-Off
0
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Boompa Loved His Hookers
0
creator
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
0
creator
Of Course He's Dead (1)
0
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Of Course He's Dead (2)
0
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