I pledge allegiance... ๐ซก
to the band... ๐ฅ
of Mr. Schneebly... ๐ง๐ปโ๐ซ
and will not fight him... ๐ช
for creative control... ๐ก
and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band. ๐ฅ ๐ธ๐งโ๐ค
A-R-M-P-I-to the-T
what is that you smellin'? dawg, that's me
i don't take showers and i don't brush my teeth
that's all i do is dig holes, eat, 'n sleep ๐ค
yo, yo, yo . . .
aaalll youuu ๐ซต๐ซต๐ซต
sucka MC's ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
ain't got nothin' on me โ๐
from my grades ๐
to my rhymes ๐๏ธ
you can't touch Kevin G ๐ท๐คด๐ฝ
I'm a mathlete ๐งฎโ๐ฐ
so nerd is inferred ๐ค
but ffforget what you heard๐
I'm like James Bond tha 3rd ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
sh-sh-sh-shaken, not stirred ๐ธ
I'm Kevin Gnapoor... tha G's silent ๐
when I sneak in your door ๐ช
I make love to your woman ๐๐ฐ๐พโโ๏ธ
on tha bathroom floor ๐๐งผ
I don't play like Shaggy ๐
...you'll know it was me ๐ชข๐ข
'cuz tha next time you see her ๐๏ธ
she'll be like, "ohhhh, Kevin G!"
๐ ๐ ๐
BOYS ARE CHEATS & LIARS ๐คฅ
THEY'RE SUCH A BIG DISGRACE!
THEY WILL TELL YOU A-N-Y-THING ๐ฃ๏ธ
TO GET TO SECOND BASE-
BALL, BASEBALL โพ
HE THINKS HE'S GONNA SCORE ๐ฅ
IF YOU LET HIM ALL THE WAY,
THEN YOU ARE A WHORE-
TICULTURIST'S STUDY FLOWERS ๐ผ๐บ๐ธ
GEOLOGISTS STUDY ROCKS โฐ๏ธ
THE ONLY THING A GUY WANTS FROM YOU
IS A PLACE TO PUT HIS COCK-
ROACHES ๐ชณ ...BEETLES ๐ชฒ
...BUTTERFLIES ๐ฆ ...& BUGS ๐
NOTHING MAKES HIM HAPPIER
THAN A GIANT PAIR OF JUGG-
LERS ๐คนโโ๏ธ & ACROBATS ๐ช
A DANCING BEAR NAMED CHUCK ๐ป
. . . ALL GUYS REALLY WANT IS TO
FORGET IT, NO SUCH LUCK . . . ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
Street Poet: Daydream delusion, limousine eyelash / Oh baby with your pretty face / Drop a tear in my wineglass / Look at those big eyes / See what you mean to me / Sweet-cakes and milkshakes / I'm a delusion angel / I'm a fantasy parade / I want you to know what I think / Don't want you to guess anymore / You have no idea where I came from / We have no idea where we're going / Lodged in life / Like branches in a river/ Flowing downstream / Caught in the current / I carry you / You'll carry me / That's how it could be / Don't you know me? / Don't you know me by now?
