"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan #1 exporter of potassium, all other countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan, home of Tinshein swimming pool, it's length 30m and width 6m, filtration system a marvel to behold. It remove 83% of human solid waste. Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place, from Plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown. Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan, they very nosey people with bone in their brain. Kazakhstan industry best in the world, we invented toffee and trouser belt. Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region, except of course Turkmenistan's."