So two French ******* decided to take this barnhouse screenplay slop under their wing......and as to be expected, the result is a huge nonsensical asshole whiff that has no business being released. Terrible actors abound, including lead Diego Klattenhoff. No amount of emoting by Charlotte Sullivan (best member of this crap cast by a landslide, yet no eye for scripts or characters or how to navigate her profession, she should stick to slumming it on lurid TV shows) is able to override the fact this is a sodden Canadian DUD with arty pretensions as overripe for mocking as those unmistakable speech impediments. 2.5/10