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I enjoyed the dark, depressing tone this has but it is ruined by one completely out of place scene. After being violently raped by the antagonist, and others in the crew trying it on with her, there is a 'comedic' scene where Bergman's character is teased with peaches not long afterwards and then laughs along at the end with backing Benny Hill music. What the... 2.5-3
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I have never felt so embarrassed for other people than I did for some of the actors whilst watching this. How on Earth do movie like this receive the green light? And almost as bewilderingly, how does this have an overall rating of over 2.5 here? The Virgin Hunter sketch is maddeningly annoying and then, unbelievably, they decided to do a second part of it. The porn review bit is absolutely horrendous. Some of the Bat-man stuff was okay, but again, they beat it to death. No pun intended. The same can be said for The Godfather parody, 'Godmother', that drags on and on. And then there is the repetitive sketch about a white guy going after a virgin black guy and not taking no for an answer. I could go on. The director, Vince Offer, used many of these ideas to make the only slightly better, 'InAPPropriate Comedy', 14 years later.
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I think Jennifer's singing improved from here. It's noticeable on the opener, 'If You Had My Love', that would be better if she sung it later into her career or a better singer had it. 'Waiting for Tonight' is the highlight with other lesser known tracks like 'Could This Be Love' and the very '90s R&B influenced 'Talk About Us' being underrated. I don't care for the Spanish songs. Best Tracks: If You Had My Love, Let's Get Loud, Could This Be Love, Waiting for Tonight, Talk About Us
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Jennifer took 10 years to drop another album after this (the better 'This Is Me...Now') and perhaps that was because of the lukewarm reception this received. For someone who has such a lauded butt, sure, she flaunted it in some videos, but never gave it much attention in her lyrics, she finally put in on show in all areas on the underwhelming 'Booty'. 'TENS' just seems like it was written with the hopes of being played during fashion shows. "Never Satisfied' builds to something worth waiting for and is the best thing on the disc, 'First Love' has a good hook, and Nas provides a decent rap feature on 'Troubeaux', but there isn't a lot of positive things to say about this one. All of her other albums have higher highs. Best Tracks: Never Satisfied, Emotions, Troubeaux, Expertease (Ready Set Go)
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I always found the original TR games quite tough and too hard to never have gotten very far into them. The ability to save your game at any time in the remastered version allows people such as myself without the patience of a saint to enjoy more of Lara's adventures. All of these games improves the graphics (that helps the game be ever to navigate around too), however, there are lighting effects from the original that haven't been added to this. There are dark rooms from the original, that are lit up here, meaning some of the atmosphere is lost. It's easy to track this, as you can switch between the new and old graphics at the click of a button. Some of the detail, such as the art work on walls or doors is a vast improvement though. Tomb Raider I - The jumping is still this game's biggest issue. You can either jump off no steps, or 3 steps, but try jumping off 1 or 2 steps and Lara just falls to her death. Another annoyance is the camera in tight enclosed spaces. While it's great that the remastered version stay true to the original, these could have been fixed. And the third is the shooting. The best method to kill something is usually to aim straight at it and then jump backwards, but this is too inconsistent. The final bosses are disappoiting as well. The second last, Giant Atlantean, is so easy. You just run around in circles, keeping your distance and it doesn't even touch you. The average demons in the levels are more of a challenge. Tomb Raider II - This one is better in lots of areas. The opening level with one trap after another is amazing. The enemies are much harder than the first, with armed humans being the main foes. The main problem with this is that a lot of the time it doesn't seem like you can avoid being shot. Tomb Raider III - This one has improved more graphically, with lots more foliage added. However, at times there is too much that items can be hidden and it's too dark. Key hold are still too hard to see as well. The camera at times changes and is then incredibly confusing to control Lara.
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